Horror Remix Presentsâ€¦ BOAT SHOW
2 Hours of Deadly Waters!
Rated R – Free Admission
Wednesday, July 20
Dallas – Studio Movie Grill / Royal (10pm)
Atlanta – Studio Movie Grill (10pm)
Thursday, July 21
Arlington – Studio Movie Grill (10pm)
Tuesday, July 26
Lawrence, KS – The Bottleneck (9pm)
Wednesday, July 27
Houston – Alamo West Oaks (10pm)
Austin – Alamo Lake Creek (10pm)
Winchester – Alamo (9pm)
San Antonio – Alamo Westlakes (10pm)
Thursday, July 28
San Antonio – Alamo Park North (10pm)
Saturday July 30
Katy, TX – Alamo Mason Park (10pm)
It’s summer and we’re all looking to beat the heat. Most people will take to an ocean or lake. Some will even enjoy the water on a boat. But if you think a boat ride is all fun and games, maybe you should reconsider. There’s a lot of danger lurking in those waters. Remember, there are safer ways to stay cool this summer. May we suggest a trip to an air conditioned theater? There you can beat the heat with a cold drink and see how truly dangerous a boat ride can be.
Cruel Jaws (1995)
I’m not very educated when it comes to mainstream films. I usually buy my DVDs at closeout stores (5 DVDs for 5 dollars)! So, when I read that Cruel Jaws actually includes stolen footage, music, dialogue, and storylines from other films, I was surprised. However, now that Iâ€™ve seen this film 4-5 times, it’s pretty obvious. But Horror Remix doesn’t think of Cruel Jaws as a rip-off, we prefer calling it â€˜Greatest Hits.â€™
We don’t have the right to grandstand anyway. In fact, we are considering changing the Horror Remix bio to â€˜heavily influenced by the remix groundbreaker, Cruel Jaws.â€™ Let’s face it, these guys were just trying to piece together an epic shark movie, legality be damned. Even though they utterly failed, give me Cruel Jaws over Jaws any day.
This movie took a hit because of its cheap marketing gimmick. Following the wake of very profitable underwater creature-features, Barracuda arrived with cool killer fish posters and trailers. Barracuda does deliver killer fish, but only for about 5 minutes. Honestly, it’s not even a horror film. So yeah, most people were disappointed.
Good news, though. This is a fun conspiracy movie, certainly pot-friendly in a X-Files meets Scooby Doo kinda way. And really, that’s the best thing to say about this movie. So get this straight; it’s not a horror film, there’s hardly any killer fish, no nudity, no gore, and only 2 boats. BUTâ€¦ TRUST. This is a classic late 70s indie film, with a fun, original story.
With only two main features in BOAT SHOW, weâ€™ve got plenty of goof-off time with puppet MCs, Cheesecake and Thunderclap. Plus boats, bikinis, monsters, slashers, more boats, and foreign shit. Now get in the boat!