Horror Remix

Horror Remix Presents… HEALTH+CARE
2 Hours of Medical Madness!

FREE ADMISSION

WED. SEPTEMBER 21, 2011
Lawrence, KS – The Bottleneck (9pm)

WED. SEPTEMBER  28, 2011
Dallas – Studio Movie Grill / Royal (10pm)
Atlanta – Studio Movie Grill (10pm)
Austin – Alamo Lake Creek (10pm)
Winchester, VA – Alamo (9pm)
San Antonio – Alamo Westlakes (10pm)

THURS. SEPTEMBER  29, 2011
Arlington – Studio Movie Grill (10pm)
San Antonio – Alamo Park North (10pm)

SAT. OCTOBER 1, 2011
Katy, TX – Alamo Mason Park (10pm)

WED. OCTOBER 5, 2011
Houston – Alamo West Oaks (10pm)

Visiting Hours (1982)
Visiting Hours is a Canadian thriller with hints of slasher elements. The acting is terrific and stalker Colt Hawker (Michael Ironside) is creepy as hell. The claustrophobic atmosphere and surprising cameo by William Shatner, make Visiting Hours an underrated film, despite its shortcomings (no boobs, no blood).

Hospital Massacre (1982)
A Valentine’s Day treat! Sliding comfortably into two horror sub-genres (medical slasher & valentine’s day slasher), Hospital Massacre is as ridiculous as it sounds. The opening sequence is a flashback to Valentine’s Day 19 years previous and puppy love is in the air. Fortunately for us, hearts get broken (literally).
Barbi Benton, 80s Playboy bunny and Hef’s former girlfriend, plays the final girl waiting for test results at the dankest hospital you’ve ever lit a cigarette in. Then, someone tries to kill her. Good enough for me.

The Last Slumber Party (1988)
Completely unrelated to the Slumber Party Massacre trilogy, The Last Slumber Party is a painfully cheap little gem; no boobs and all the kills are the same. However, if you can fight through the initial shock of seeing such a poor quality film, you’ll eventually get with the program and find many small rewards.

The only reason this film work is the likable characters. The girls are sweethearts, but they like to drink, cuss, smoke weed and fool around. These girls are great. And the dudes crashing the slumber party are so goofy. All these kids are hilarious and when they start getting waxed, it’s a bummer. One of the very few films when you want the characters to make it out alive.

The parking lot scene is solid gold. I’ve watched it about 15-20 times and it always makes me laugh. Throwing empties at the scooter-riding nerd, “Science”?! What else do you want?