Horror Remix

HORROR REMIX:

DON’T

Rated R – Free Admission

Since you were little, your parents and teachers would say, ‘don’t do this’ and ‘don’t do that.’ As a kid, you were really curious as to why you couldn’t do certain things. And by the time you were a teenager, you really wanted to explore what ‘DON’T’ was all about.

In the 60s, Hollywood saw the value in rebellious teenagers tired of being told ‘DON’T!’ With some sneaky reverse psychology, studios started marketing films with the word ‘DON’T’ as a selling point, leading to dozens of ads saying ‘DON’T SEE THIS FILM! It’s too scary!’ The marketing was there, but the word ‘DON’T’ didn’t show up in movie titles until the 70s. And there was SO MUCH.

Don’t Open the Door, Don’t Look in the Attic, Don’t Look in the Basement, Don’t Go in the House, Don’t Go in the Woods Alone, Don’t Go Near the Park, and so much more…

Our focus, as always, is mid 70s to late 80s. 70s horror, when it was actually creepy; 80s when it just got dumb. And as you know, Horror Remix celebrates both. The party doesn’t start until it gets creepy and/or dumb. And we provide all of this, totally free. So, don’t miss ‘DON’T’ unless you think it’s too scary!

And as always, we have mind-bending shorts, stupid bits, shocking moments, and your loveable puppet MCs, Cheesecake and Thunderclap. DON’T SEE THIS REMIX!!!

HORROR REMIX:

DEATH ROCK TWO

2 Hours of Heavy Metal Horror
Rated R – Free Admission

I like heavy metal, but I need something to go with it. Although beer is my preferred compliment, a close second has to be horror films. If you have all three, that’s fantastic… BUT, as great as this combination is, there is one side effect; you’re going to hell.

Since you were young, adults have been telling you that rock music is corroding your soul and horror films have been bankrupting your morals. Well, Horror Remix has proof that they were right*. While we can’t be responsible for what happens to your soul, he can make sure you have fun before you are condemned to eternal damnation. That why we bring you Death Rock Part Two. This trash is just too awesome to be crammed into one show. Plus, the Horror Remix focus group has deemed the rock-horror genre to be a winning combo.

In BLACK ROSES (1988) director John Fasano (ROCK ‘N’ ROLL NIGHTMARE) proves that lightning can indeed strike twice, creating his second rock-horror film in as many years. SCREAM DREAM (1989) is a shot-on-video mess that looks absolutely terrible, but somehow keeps me coming back. Sometimes magic happens in filmmaking, even if it was shot with a VHS camcorder. But that’s just the main features. We’ve got almost a dozen shorts to feast on that will surely melt your face off.

It’s always possible there could be a Death Rock trilogy, but I’m pretty sure we’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel, leaving nothing else. Basically, the equivalent of Sunday afternoon garage sale shopping. There is stuff left, but nobody wants it (not even us)!

So, come enjoy BLACK ROSES, SCREAM DREAM, and tons of 70s and 80s shorts, oddities and your puppet MCs, Cheesecake and Thunderclap.

* Death Rock Part Two features murder, drugs, rock, sex, suicide, kidnapping, nazis, boobies, black magic, blasphemy, poo poo, STDs, violence, adult subject matter, and strong language.